Not Today, Heifer" Highland Cow Mug

Moo-ve over, bad vibes! Start your day with a chuckle and a dash of sass with our "Not Today, Heifer" Highland Cow Mug. This delightful and witty mug features an adorable, shaggy Highland cow, complete with stylish horns and a playful pink bubblegum bubble. The bold text "NOT TODAY HEIFER" serves as your daily declaration that you're ready to tackle anything – but only on your own terms!

Crafted from durable, glossy white ceramic, this mug is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, farm animals, or just needs a fun way to set boundaries before their first sip of coffee. It’s an instant mood-booster and a fantastic conversation starter.

Available in two convenient sizes, the classic 11oz and the generous 15oz, this mug is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as practical as it is charming. Whether you're treating yourself or looking for the perfect gift for a friend with a great sense of humor, the "Not Today, Heifer" Highland Cow Mug is sure to bring smiles and good vibes.